Garbage, Collected.
Garbage, She Wrote.
As a life-long programmer, geek, Silicon Valley bubble netizen, startup founder and OSS community steward, you'd think I'd have a blog on a virtue-signaling domain named after an iconic, important activity around coding. E.g., pull request. Alas, no, taken by the AGM. Then, hard fork? Nope, Kevin Roose from the NYT. How about System Update? Glenn Greenwald. Recode/decode? Kara Swisher... You get an idea. Journalists. (The AGM was born again as a founder and was at Facebook before creating a public persona, so he's kinda legit.)

But then I realized that all my passions are rotating around programming languages, and almost all of them are... garbage collected. One small problem is that both collected, and, surprisingly, garbage, are taken as domains, and I love domains expressing the whole phrase. Gabon to the rescue!
I can has collected.ga/rbage.